Month: October 2012

LeBron James loves his shoes

LeBron James loves his shoes

LeBron Shoes. Let’s get ’em! As a Cleveland native I am always a little salty when it comes to LeBron, but for the sake of fashion I will try to leave my bias opinion out of this as much as possible. Now, if you’re familiar 

Johnny Depp awakening the publishing industry from the dead

Johnny Depp awakening the publishing industry from the dead

Yay Johnny Depp! In what seems to be an era of e-book takeover, Depp has taken much initiative to bring back a dying breed of publishing agencies with his new joint effort publishing company Infinitum Nihil, which is also the name of his production company 

So Michael Vick has a dog now

So Michael Vick has a dog now

Remember Mike Vick? He’s the left-handed (such an important detail) quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, occasional target of shameless race-baiting and, of course, the guy who forced pit bulls to fight to the death for sport. Well he has a dog now. How did we 

Free Pizza Hut for life to the one daring enough to ask what pizza our presidential candidates prefer

Free Pizza Hut for life to the one daring enough to ask what pizza our presidential candidates prefer

Alright, we know Obama likes (and can sing!) Marvin Gaye, and we know Mitt Romney hates Big Bird, but the real question is: what pizza toppings do they prefer? Seriously! Is Obama a closet anchovy enthusiast? Is Romney as boring as you might think, ordering 

Stop everything you’re doing because SEGA is bringing Crazy Taxi to iOS

Stop everything you’re doing because SEGA is bringing Crazy Taxi to iOS

Back by popular demand: SEGA’s Crazy Taxi, the beloved arcade game that lets you transport (and harm) innocent civilians from back in ’99, is coming to iOS soon. And it has the original music! The eleven second video doesn’t tell us much, except for that 

The government is subtly trying to rule all the vajayjays

The government is subtly trying to rule all the vajayjays

We’re living in a time where elected officials of the United States of America are claiming women are able to prevent their own pregnancies telepathically, and the fact a lot of these (well, most of these) officials are men (that probably have no idea about 

Beer n’ balls: but it’s not what you think

Beer n’ balls: but it’s not what you think

Uhh… before you start reading, I’m gonna attach a little forewarning onto this one: it’s about beer. With bull testicles in it. So if that sorda thing makes you cringe, I’d suggest you click that little X in the corner and get out of here while 

All of our favorite foods and beverages could become obsolete if we don’t get our shit together

All of our favorite foods and beverages could become obsolete if we don’t get our shit together

I’m not sure what’s worse: never being able to eat bacon again, or global warming (probably the latter on a retrospective level, but you know, bacon’s reallly good.) But after reading a devastating statistic released by the U.K.’s National Pig Association about how global warming is effecting 

The 2013 comet better not suck as bad as “Great” Comet Kohoutek

The 2013 comet better not suck as bad as “Great” Comet Kohoutek

In case you’re trying to plan your comet-watching party a little early, Russian astronomers, Vitali Nevski and Artyom Novichonok, have discovered a faraway alien comet via the International Scientific Optical Network that is expected to be viewable on Earth by November 28, 2013. So not this coming November, unfortunately, 

Nielsen Ratings realize it’s 2012, halfheartedly accept the Internet’s existence

Nielsen Ratings realize it’s 2012, halfheartedly accept the Internet’s existence

The Nielsen Company, yes the same Nielsen company whose TV ratings decide how many advertising dollars shows gets by putting a little box in like twelve Midwesten soccer mom’s homes who watch “The Voice” exclusively has decided to incorporate information from that thing the kids