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Freddie Prinze Jr. is going grey and we’re basically all old and dying

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LeBron James loves his shoes

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Johnny Depp awakening the publishing industry from the dead

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So Michael Vick has a dog now

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Free Pizza Hut for life to the one daring enough to ask what pizza our presidential candidates prefer

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Stop everything you’re doing because SEGA is bringing Crazy Taxi to iOS

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The government is subtly trying to rule all the vajayjays

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All of our favorite foods and beverages could become obsolete if we don’t get our shit together

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