Ahhh… it’s here, you guys. As if Friday the 13th hadn’t struck me with enough bad luck in my pretty much nonexistent love life, February 14th had to find a way to sneak up literally THE DAY AFTER. Ugh. Another year, kids: watching those smitten couples drool over each other’s stupid presents; whatever happened to good old-fashioned CYNICISM where love isn’t even REAL?
Whatever. I’m fine. I just need a chilled bottle of Rose to help me forget I was ever born (kidding). But in light of my being alone this Valentine’s Day, I searched the deep dark trenches of the Internet finding some pretty hilarious valentines to make you giggle, you know, even if you are sitting at home alone.
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