1. “Death is so boring, especially now with so much excitement in the world.” ―Tyrion 2. “So many adventures, so much to be thankful for.” ―Tyrion 3. “The comet means one thing, boy. Dragons. Blood and fire, boy, and nothing sweet.” ―Osha to Bran Stark…

We’re not going to lie, we sorda hoped Game of Thrones would at some point turn into a weird centaur orgy. But to our surprise HBO’s not-so-typical fantasy saga spares us the excess unicorns, wizards, and dragons, and has instead replaced these typicalities with severed heads, breasts, and brothels.…