“I’m getting my paycheck today and I can spot you bitch!” Personally I think every girl should move to New York City in her twenties to get that skin-thickening experience of barely making rent, freezing at the bus stop for a bus that never comes,…

“It’s hard for me to write a joke where I don’t end up on the ground for some reason.” – Chris D’Elia When it comes to stand-up everyone has their own personal style, but it is in the way Chris D’Elia really just steals all…