Alright, we know Obama likes (and can sing!) Marvin Gaye, and we know Mitt Romney hates Big Bird, but the real question is: what pizza toppings do they prefer? Seriously! Is Obama a closet anchovy enthusiast? Is Romney as boring as you might think, ordering…

A Rob Delaney tweet can stir up some absurd and um… special images to the brain (like how “Van Morrison’s ‘Crazy Love’ is about the time his mom’s friend Eleanor made him put on a buffalo mask & do her on a tractor”), but laughter-evoking…