“To all the modern works of man And all we call American. America is hard to see. Less partial witnesses than he In book on book have testified” America is weird; America is cool. I know this because I grew up here. But it was in…

The other day I bared the crowds and ventured on up to the Whitney Museum of Art to see Jeff Koons’ latest Retrospective exhibit. And I mean, not going to lie: I’m not even that much of a die-hard Koons worshipper; I was in it…