A lot of interesting characters walk around Beverly Hills. And by interesting I mean sketchy, most times homeless people that are probably vodka wasted. But in a recent attempt in what looks like “scal[ing] a fence at the Cruise home around 9PM last night,” this ballsy dude was caught red handed, then shot by a security guard with a taser.
Ouch. Except for he’s not just some random dude. Jason Sullivan is Cruise’s neighbor (who once appeared on a reality show for interior design!), and apparently got a little confused about which yard he was entering.
Um…riight. I mean, if I was Cruise’s neighbor, you’d bet I’d be all Harriet the Spy on his ass, peeping through basement windows. Kidding. But one must wonder what goes on in there. And for Sullivan, he was so close in finding out.